She said there's ants in the carpet 
Dirty little monsters 
Eating all the morsels 
Picking up the rubbish 
Give her effervescence 
She needs a little sparkle 
Good morning TV
You're looking so healthy 
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And we all say 
Don't want to be alone 
We wear the same clothes 
Because we feel the same 
And kiss with dry lips 
When we say goodnight 
End of the century... it's nothing special 
Sex on the TV
Everybody's at it 
And the mind gets dirty 
As you get closer to thirty 
He gives her a cuddle 
They're glowing in a huddle 
Good night TV 
You're all made up 
And you know that 
(chorus) 
Can you wait? Oh yes, you can 
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