When I was a little biddy boy My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
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When I was little boy In Grammar school Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
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Once while climbing the garden wall, Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing, But I held on to My ding-a-ling
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My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing with both hands holding my dingaling
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Help with the talking part?
Now this here song it ain't so bad Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
Chorus (Slows down Last Line)