I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tallYes I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tallLong John they call him
, and he answers every callWell I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin'Yes I went to Long Johns office
and told him the pain was killin'He told me not to worry, that my cavity just needed fillin'He said 'when I start drillin',
I'll have to give you novocaine'He said, 'Yes, when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaineCause ev'ry woman just
can't stand the pain'He took out his trusted drillAnd he told me to open wideHe said he wouldn't hurt meBut he'd fill my h
ole insideLong John, Long John, you've got that golden touchYou thrill me when you drill me, and I need you very muchWhen h
e got through, he said 'Baby that will cost you ten'Yes when he got through, he said 'Baby that will cost you tenSix months f
rom now, come back and see me again'Say you're supposed to see your dentist'Bout twice a year, that's rightBut I think I fe
el it bobbin'Yes I'll go back there tonightLong John, Long John, don't ever move awaySay I hope I keep on achin' so I can se
e you every day.