Up in the morningWork like a dogIs better than sittingLike a bump on a logMind all your mannersBe quiet as a mouse
Some day you'll own a homeThat's as big as a houseI know a fellaHe eats like a horseKnocks his old ballsRound the old go
lf courseYou oughta see his wifeShe's a cute little dishShe smokes like a chimneyAnd drinks like a fishThere's a big old
goofy manDancing with a big old goofy girlOoh babyIt's a big old goofy worldNow Elvis had a womanWith a head like a rock
I wished I had a womanThat made my knees knockShe'd sing like an angelAnd eat like a birdAnd if I wrote a songShe'd know e
ver single wordKiss a little babyGive the world a smileIf you take an inchGive 'em back a mileCause if you lie like a rug
And you don't give a damnYou're never gonna beAs happy as a clamSo I'm sitting in a hotelTrying to write a songMy head i
s just as emptyAs the day is longWhy it's clear as a bellI should have gone to schoolI'd be wise as an owlStead of stubbor
n as a mule.