I just found out yesterday that Linda goes to MarsEvery time I sit and look at pictures of used carsShe'll turn on he
r radio and sit down in her chairAnd look at me across the room, as if I wasn't thereChorus:Oh My stars! My Linda's gone to
MarsWell I wish she wouldn't leave me here aloneOh My stars! My Linda's gone to MarsWell, I wonder if she'd bring me someth
ing home.Something, somewhere, somehow took my Linda by the handAnd secretly decoded our sacred wedding bandFor when the mo
on shines down up on our happy, humble homeHer inner space gets tortured by some outer space unknown.Repeat Chorus:Now I a
in't seen no saucers 'cept the ones upon the shelfAnd if I ever seen one I'd keep it to myselfFor if there's life out there s
omewhere beyond this life on earthThen Linda must have gone out there and got her money's worth.Repeat Chorus:Yeah, I wond
er if she'd bring me something home.