Woke up this morningPut on my slippersWalked in the kitchen and diedAnd oh what a feeling!When my soulWent thru th
e ceilingAnd on up into heaven I did rideWhen I got there they did sayJohn, it happened this wayYou slipped upon the floor
And hit your headAnd all the angels sayJust before you passed awayThese were the very last wordsThat you said:Chorus:Ple
ase don't bury meDown in that cold cold groundNo, I'd druther have