Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
A friend of a friend he got beaten
And not very sensible either
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Would never have happened to Smeaton
And old Leodiensian
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
A man in a tracksuit attacked me
I tried to get in my taxi
He said that he saw it before me
Wants to get things a bit gory
Girls run around with no clothes on
If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible
To borrow a pound for a condom
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
Watching the people get lairy
And not very sensible
Walking through town is quite scary
Is not very pretty I tell thee
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
That doesn't want to be out there
And if there's anybody left in here
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot