Well the telephone is ringing,Is that my mother on the phone?Telephone is ringing,Is that my mother on the phone?Th
e telephone is screaming,Won't she leave me alone?The telephone is ringing,Is that my mother on the phone?Well every girl
that I go out withBecomes my mother in the end.Every girl I go out withBecomes my mother in the end.Well I hear my mother c
alling,But I don't need her as a friend.Well every girl I go out withBecomes my mother in the end.Oh, Oh motherOh mother
dear please listenAnd don't devour me.Oh mother dear please listenDon't devour me.Oh women please have mercyLet this poor
boy be.Oh mother dear please listenAnd don't devour me.Oh mother......Well the telephone is ringingIs that my mother on t
he phone?Telephone is ringingIs that my mother on the phone?Oh mother