(JaggerRichards)Good evening one and all we're all so glad to see you hereWe'll play your favorite songs while you'r
e all soak up the atmosphereWe'll start with old man river, then maybe stormy weather, tooI'm sure you know just what to doO
n with the show good health to youPlease pour another glass, it's time to watch the cabaretYour wife will never know that yo
u're not really working lateYour hostess here is Wendy, you'll find her very friendly, tooAnd we don't care just what you do
On with the show good health to youPetina, start the show at 2 o'clockAnd if by chance you find that you can't make it any
moreWe'll put you in a cab and get you safely to the doorBut we've got all the answers, and we've got lovely dancers, tooThe
re's nothing else you have to doOn with the show good health to youYou're all such lovely people dancing gaily round the flo
orBut if you have to fight, please take your trouble out the doorFor now I say with sorrow, until this time tomorrowWe'll bi
d you all a fond adieuOn with the show good health to you