Mary and Joseph drove into town,Searching for a place to stay.The moon was up, and his foot was downA miracle was on
its way.They tried the hotels, the motels, the bed-and-breakfastLocals, but no one seemed to have any room.Better find a
double room soon!Chorus:So where would Christmas be without...Mary and Joseph?Moricrimbe And Wise (UK comedians)Laurel a
nd Hardy? (US comedians)Cracker Surprise?Lights on the pine tree?And more aftershave?I'm not forgetting Jesus who was born
on Christmas Day!They found a place with the neon lightsTV, Pool, and VacanciesThe man at the desk didn't hear them rightW
hen the two of them booked for three.They watched the TVAnd deeply, she thought about the needingOf the heavens to deliver
this wayAnd it happened on Christmas DayChristmas Daaaaaaaaaaaaaay..Christmas Daaaaaaaaaaaaaay..ChorusMary and Joseph we
re so surprisedWith admirers around the cribThere was something in their son's eyesThey identically took one in.Like a Mes
siah, and a FireLike the tread around a tireThat grip all roadsIt's to bond you there.And it happened on Christmas Day!Ch
ristmas daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.Christmas daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.Chorus,