Well I hung on to Mary's stumpI danced with a soldier's gleeWith a rum soaked crookAnd a big fat laughI spent my la
st dollar on theeI saw Bill Bones, gave him a yellKehoe spiked the nogWith a chain link fenceAnd a scrap iron jawCookin up
a Filipino Box Spring hogSpider rolled in fromHollister BurnWith a one-eyed stolen MareDonned himself with chicken fatSaw
in on a jaw bone violin thereKathleen was sittin downIn little reds recovery roomIn her criminal underwear braI was naked t
o the waistWith my fierce black houndAnd I'm cookin up a Filipino Box Spring HogCookin up a Filipino Box Spring HogCookin u
p a Filipino Box Spring HogDig a big pit in a dirt alley roadFill it with madrone and bayStinks like hellAnd the neighbors
complainDon't give a hoot what they saySlap that hogGotta roll em over twiceBaste him with a sweeping broomYou gotta swat
them fliesAnd chain up the dogsCookin up a Filipino Box Spring HogCookin up a Filipino Box Spring HogRattle snake piccata
with grapes and figsOld brown Betty with a yellow wigTain't the mince meat filagreeAnd it ain't the turkey neck stewAnd it
ain't them bruleedOkra seeds though sheMade them especially for youWorse won a prize for herBottom black pieThe beans got
to thrown to the dogsJaheseus Christ I can alwaysMake room when they'reCookin up a Filipino Box Spring HogCookin up a Fili
pino Box Spring HogCookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog