MARIAI feel prettyOh so prettyI feel pretty and witty and gayAnd I pityAny girl who isn't me todayI feel charming
Oh so charmingIt's alarming how charming I feelAnd so prettyThat I hardly can believe I'm realSee the pretty girl in that
mirror there?Who can that attractive girl be?Such a pretty faceSuch a pretty dressSuch a pretty smileSuch a pretty me!I f
eel stunningAnd entrancingFeel like runningAnd dancing for joyFor I'm lovedBy a pretty wonderful boyGIRLSHave you met my
good friend MariaThe craziest girl on the block?You'll know her the minute you see herShe's the one who is in an advanced s
tate of shockShe thinks she's in loveShe thinks she's in SpainShe isn't in loveShe's merely insaneIt must be the heatOr s
ome rare diseaseOr too much to eatOr maybe it's fleasKeep away from herSend for ChinoThis is not the Maria we knowModest
and purePolite and refinedWell-bred and matureAnd out of her mind!Miss America, Miss America, speech!Miss America, bravo,
speech!MARIAI feel prettyOh so prettyThat the city should give me its keyA committeeShould be organized to honour meI fe
el dizzyI feel sunnyI feel fizzy and funny and fineAnd so prettyMiss America can just resignSee the pretty girl in that mi
rror there(What mirror, where?)Who can that attractive girl be?(Which, what, where, whom?)Such a pretty faceSuch a pretty
dressSuch a pretty smileSuch a pretty me!MARIA